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What keys can you eat? Cookies! What kind of key can't open locks? A mon-key! What other key won't fit in a lock? A piano key! What gets closer and closer, but never arrives? Tomorrow! What can you catch but not throw? Your breath!! 
What runs but has no legs? A tap! What is faster : hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold! What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up? An umbrella! What goes all around the city but never moves? The road! What has holes but carrys water? A sponge!! What flower do you always wear? Two lips! A man was driving a black car, his lights were off, the moon wasn't out. A woman crossed the road in front of him. How did he see her? It was the middle of the day! What can run and whistle but not walk and talk? A train!! When is a river like the letter T? When it has to be crossed!! What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper! What's black, white and red all over? A zebra with a sun burn!!! What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What is black, white, black, white, black, white? A penguin in a revolving door!! 
What always goes to sleep with its shoes on? A horse! What starts with an e, ends with an e and has one letter in it? An envelope! What has three syllables but only one letter? An envelope! What gets bigger the more you take away from it? A hole! What starts with a p, ends with an e and has hundreds of letters in it? Post Office! What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball! What has four legs but can't walk? A table! What room has no windows? A mushroom! What starts with t ends with t and is full of t? A teapot! Now you see it, now you don't. What is it? A black cat on a zebra crossing! What has arms and legs but is not alive? A chair!! What is the capital of England? E!! 
What is big, smells, has a lid and flys? A dustbin! What goes up and never comes down? Your age!! What has four legs but can't walk? A table! What goes around the world but stays in one spot? A stamp!!! What is the difference between here and there? The letter t!! Which vegetable is always wet? A leek!! What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin! What cheese is made backwards? Edam!! Three people were sharing an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why? Because it wasn't raining!! What has hands but no arms? A clock! |
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