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Knock knock Bless you! Knock knock ... Knock knock Scott nothing to do with you! Knock knock leaf me alone, I don't want to come in! Knock knock I'm Joe King! 
Knock knock Isabel working? I've been pressing the button for hours! Knock knock Sorry, but Eileen on your car and dented it! Knock knock Cargo and I've been left behind! Knock knock Lettuce in - it's cold out here! Knock knock Justin Time - I really need the toilet! Knock knock Aaaahhh, a ghost!! Knock knock Phil the tank up please, it's nearly empty! Knock knock Handsome of that pizza to me, I'm starving! Knock knock Ada too much of that pizza now, I'm feeling a bit sick! Knock knock Snow good standing around, let me in! Knock knock Wooden shoe like to know!! 
Knock knock No, cows go mooooo!! Knock knock Don't cry, it's only a joke!! Knock knock Did you just hear an owl?!! Knock knock Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes!! Knock knock Tina beans sitting out here, are they yours? Knock knock Canya please open the door! Knock knock William mind out when you open the door! Knock knock Luke out when you close the door, you might hurt your fingers! Knock knock I always knew you were a bit of a nut! Knock knock Gladys you, I wasn't sure if I'd found the right house! Knock knock Annie Thing you can do, I can do better! Knock knock Ben waiting out here for ages for you!! 
Knock knock Dwayne the bathtub... I'm drowning!! Knock knock Andy things these knockers!!! Knock knock Anne me the oil, this door is sqeaking again! Knock knock Oil be finished fixing this door in a minute! Knock knock Harry up and let me in again! Knock knock Lena bit closer and I'll tell you! Knock knock MOOOOOO! Knock knock ROOOAAAR! |
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