How did the farmer count his cows?

He used a cowculator!

Where did the cow go on its holidays?

To mooooo mexico!

Where do bored cows do?

Go to the moooovies!

What's a cow's favourite subject?

Mooosic!

Where do cows find out about the past?

At a mooooseum!

What goes oooommm, ooooommm?

A cow walking backwards!!

What do you call a cow that cuts grass?

A lawn mooer!

What do you get from a nervous cow?

Milk shake!!

What do you get when you cross a nervous cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshake!

What steps do you take if you see a herd of cows running towards you?

Big ones!

Where do cows live?

In Moooo York city!

Heard about the cow astronaut?

He landed on the mooooooon

What goes oooooooooooooooooo!!?

A cow with no lips!!!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moousican!

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean beef!

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head!!!

Why do cows moo so loud?

Because their horns don't work!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!!