Why is a mathbook so sad?

Because it has so many problems!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

She needed to reach the high notes!!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control his pupils!

Teacher: "Sophie, name me six things have milk in them?"

Sophie: "Cheese, chocolate, cream and three cows!!!"

A child comes home from his first day at school and her mother asks,"What did you learn today?"

The girl replies,"Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!!"

What's a maths teacher's favourite dessert?

Pi!

Why did the boy eating his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!!!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Because he was at high school!

Tommy: "Would I get in trouble for something I haven't done?"
Teacher: "Of course not!"

Tommy: "Great! I haven't done my homework!!"

Tommy: "Would I get in trouble for something I haven't done?"
Teacher: "Of course not!"

Tommy: "Great! I haven't done my homework!!"

Teacher: "If you have 7 apples in one hand and 8 in the other, what do you have?"

Pupil: "Big hands, miss!"

What's the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?

School dinners are on plates!

Where do maths teachers buy their food?

From take-aways!

Teacher:"Sarah, spell blind pig" Sarah:"B.L.N.D.P.G"
Teacher:"What happened to the i's?

Sarah:"A blind pig wouldn't have any!"

What do young elfs learn at school?

The elf-a-bet!!